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A Screw is a single by the New York City experimental rock group Swans. The single's three songs were later appended as bonus tracks to the CD release of Holy Money.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Movimiento al Socialismo (Venezuela)","displaytitle":"Movimiento al Socialismo (Venezuela)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q429548","titles":{"canonical":"Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)","normalized":"Movimiento al Socialismo (Venezuela)","display":"Movimiento al Socialismo (Venezuela)"},"pageid":2660390,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Movimiento_al_socialismo_logo.png","width":200,"height":123},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Movimiento_al_socialismo_logo.png","width":200,"height":123},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253349288","tid":"028d0b66-92dd-11ef-a7b8-54ff06b9f183","timestamp":"2024-10-25T14:25:40Z","description":"Political party in Venezuela","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Movimiento_al_Socialismo_(Venezuela)"}},"extract":"The Movement for Socialism is a democratic socialist political party in Venezuela.","extract_html":"
The Movement for Socialism is a democratic socialist political party in Venezuela.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?","punchline":"Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.","id":291}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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