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{"type":"standard","title":"Emma Howard Wight","displaytitle":"Emma Howard Wight","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q64240961","titles":{"canonical":"Emma_Howard_Wight","normalized":"Emma Howard Wight","display":"Emma Howard Wight"},"pageid":67553078,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Emma_Howard_Wight.jpg/330px-Emma_Howard_Wight.jpg","width":320,"height":472},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Emma_Howard_Wight.jpg","width":696,"height":1026},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1293799125","tid":"f3114565-40ad-11f0-923d-f6bb28ad8b18","timestamp":"2025-06-03T19:07:10Z","description":"American dramatist (1863–1935)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Howard_Wight","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Howard_Wight?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Howard_Wight?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Emma_Howard_Wight"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Howard_Wight","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Emma_Howard_Wight","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Howard_Wight?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Emma_Howard_Wight"}},"extract":"Emma Howard Wight was an American author and newspaper correspondent. After leaving school, she wrote occasionally for amusement. Her friend, Bertha von Hillern, induced Wight to start publishing her work. Articles by Wight appeared in various papers and were extensively copied. Her numerous theological articles attracted wide attention. She also wrote serial novels. Among her works can be counted Passion Flowers and the Cross. A novel (1891), The Soul of Edmund Jaffray, an emotionalism in 1 act (1892), My Husband (1893), A Loveless Marriage (1894), The Little Maid of Israel (1900), The Berkleys (1900), and Like No Other Love (1910).","extract_html":"
Emma Howard Wight was an American author and newspaper correspondent. After leaving school, she wrote occasionally for amusement. Her friend, Bertha von Hillern, induced Wight to start publishing her work. Articles by Wight appeared in various papers and were extensively copied. Her numerous theological articles attracted wide attention. She also wrote serial novels. Among her works can be counted Passion Flowers and the Cross. A novel (1891), The Soul of Edmund Jaffray, an emotionalism in 1 act (1892), My Husband (1893), A Loveless Marriage (1894), The Little Maid of Israel (1900), The Berkleys (1900), and Like No Other Love (1910).
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