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Puskiakiwenin 122 is an Indian reserve in Alberta. It is located 59 kilometres (37 mi) southwest of Cold Lake. It is at an elevation of 612 metres (2,008 ft). It belongs to the Frog Lake First Nation, a Cree nation.
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